№2059
So there you are, you're sittin' there just kinda chillin'
A richie boy, you look a little bit like Soot
The 90210 bitch with funny facial hair
So I'm gonna change a few things around, here and there
Start with your eyes, I push 'em both in your head
And pull your balls out your sack and sell them to buy a suit instead
Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose
And pull the hair out your head until your chin shows
You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your mouth, man, to me, it just doesn't look right
They could be a little teethful, even more
So much teeth that you can't your lower part of face anymore
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it, tellin' how ID'd you're all about
Set you up, 'cause now you're ready, so open up the door
'Cause at the House of IDs, you're what we show
Sidty thrills
Sidty chills
Sidty excites you
Sidty kills
(THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE.)
Another freak show from the Sidda-Sigga-lo
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
(SHEILAS, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY.)
Another ID show from the Sidda-Sigga-lo
So there you are
№2060
Come on in, soytanny, wow! Ain't you a pretty?
I think I'll start with the soy that's in your titty
I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to run, IV-poo, I'm just gettin' started
I'll beat your head in with an ID until you're half-retarded
Remember the poor sheila you laughed at at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at
I'll stuff you full of IV until it'll make you fat
Then I'll stretch your tummy and stick 'em to the lead pipee
So all that fat vibrations you make, I can hear
I feed you bold, and glue your titty under the jaw
And then I rub your fat slow until you drop
Hey! Almost ready, Jumpsteady, open the door
'Cause at the House of IDs, you're what we show
Sidty thrills
Sidty chills
Sidty excites you
Sidty kills
(THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE.)
Another freak show from the Sidda-Sigga-lo
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
(SHEILAS, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY.)
Another ID show from the Sidda-Sigga-lo
So there you are
№2062
WHOOP WHOOP