So there you are, you're sittin' there just kinda chillin'
A richie boy, you look a little bit like Soot
The 90210 bitch with funny facial hair
So I'm gonna change a few things around, here and there
Start with your eyes, I push 'em both in your head
And pull your balls out your sack and sell them to buy a suit instead
Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose
And pull the hair out your head until your chin shows
You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your mouth, man, to me, it just doesn't look right
They could be a little teethful, even more
So much teeth that you can't your lower part of face anymore
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it, tellin' how ID'd you're all about
Set you up, 'cause now you're ready, so open up the door
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